Samuel Clemens had a g-grandfather from Kentucky named William Montgomery (1727-1780), who is my 6th great-grandfather. This makes me a 2nd cousin (5x removed) of Mark Twain, which – with a dollar – might buy me a little gas for my car. Twain’s writings are enjoyed by many, and his humurous quips are some of the best in the world. I quote him in the first chapter of my book “Heaven is Like Eternal Sex.”
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